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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Refined Consultant

Who is a refined consultant ?

1. The one who comes in high formal dress code with cozy suits but at the end looks like a donkey dressed up. Management "EMPLOYEES" doesn’t know dress code is worth for nothing if you know something, "if you know something! dress code is worth for nothing"

2. Try’s to show off himself and always shows his weakness, speaks butler English but in American accent. “How you speak doesn’t matter, What you speaks always matters”, Make sure what you deliever is understood.

3. Doesn’t know a word in a module but keeps up his image by pretending as if he knows INS and OUT of that particular subject. “A man becomes nothing when he thinks he knows everything”

4. Try’s to blow his buddy’s mistake beyond proportion and try’s to create a better image for himself as if he knows more than everybody. “It’s better to say NO and learn rather to say YES and being screwed”

5. Always have a laptop ,a costly mobile and some techie stuff and end of the day doesn’t know where a photo is saved when he saves the document from the net, never knew his mobile has wi-fi and so on …”Show off is like a chocolate wrapper – Having a good wrapper but soil inside will make the person throw both (Wrapper and Soil) in the dustbin or Having a good wrapper and good chocolate will at least spare the chocolate” But end of the day show off goes to the dust bin either you are a good wrapper or a bad one” Its better be who you are !

6. Keeps on searching mails if there is no mail to read he will forward some stupid messages to all his friends (Same Consultant’s) and will keep them busy, what a loop of network?. Invest your time positively , try to learn new things from web, update your knowledge…”Positive Investments have Positive Returns”

7. Always tries to work late after office hours even he would have not had work for at least 30 min in that day, But he will work late hours to prove that he is the only dedicated consultant in this world and loses his personnel dignity and self-esteem. By doing this he proves he will work only to please others not his self conscious. “Be Bold and Be Happy to work for you if not admit to be a slave”

8. He will try to poke his nose in other peoples work and will create a nuisance for other consultants, but he will fell happy about that he has proved to be knowledgeable, but he doesn’t know he lost his dignity and self respect among his colleagues. “One who loses his self respect loses his dignity, One who loses his dignity will lose his credibility, One who loses his credibility, will lose his self esteem, One who loses his self esteem loses his life”

9. Develops a attitude “Never Help Any Body” , thinks he has hard learned lot of things and it not good to teach someone for free or even if he’s in trouble. This means he has not realized only when you give to other you will get from others. “Only river creates a flow. Even though ocean is big but still it’s stagnant. He proves to be stagnant”

Do you think these qualities creates a Refined Consultant !!!

Thanks & Regards,
S.Grace Paul Regan